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Post by Rev on Feb 9, 2011 0:15:52 GMT -5
Ever since teaming up with JRoc, dude has put me onto battle raps. Now it's taken up a lot of my time, and I've must've watched hours of it in the past week alone. And its fuckin cool when you understand all the punchlines. Especially the occasional wrestling reference (one crew even goes by the name Great Muta).
So I'll start this off with my three favorite battles.
Soul Khan vs. QP
Mac Lethal vs. Dirtbag Dan
The Saurus vs. Dumbfoundead Part Uno
The Saurus vs. Dumbfoundead Part Dos
Let's take everyone to school, JRoc! Bodybag.
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Post by [beej] on Feb 9, 2011 0:37:10 GMT -5
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Post by Rev on Feb 10, 2011 17:08:39 GMT -5
Casper vs. Supreme CourtJRoc sent me this gem last week, and it still cracks me up. One of the funniest, strangest battles I've ever seen. Casper alone is enough reason to watch. Though his bars were really good, his accent is too thick to take him serious. Check out 0:50 for the greatest intro I've seen so far. Also check out 3:10, you'll be like . Oh, and a shocking, hilarious ending.
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Post by Harry on Feb 12, 2011 16:13:36 GMT -5
Okay, that was awesome.
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Post by zee on Feb 12, 2011 18:48:36 GMT -5
I laughed at the John Cena reference.
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Post by Rev on Feb 16, 2011 3:23:19 GMT -5
Updating with three must-see's. Andy Milonakis & Dirt Nasty vs Frank Stacks & L MoneyFavorite lineDirt Nasty: Hey, Andy. He's so fuckin Italian. Andy Milonakis: How many times you watch Goodfellas? Dirty Nasty: A Ballion. Everything about this video is hilarious. Stacks and Money's reactions to Dirt Nasty (Simon Rex) and Andy's bars, random thug, and Dirt Nasty in general. Oh, and greatest ending ever. www.youtube.co/watch?v=8ttNUPYPbmcE Ness vs Iron SolomonFavorite lineIron Solomon: See, this kid is an illusion to me. On the internet he's googling me. Take your blackberry bitch, twitter that your losing to me! You could replace that with pretty much any line Solomon spit, though. His best line comes at 21:39, but hopefully people can understand that one. Don't get me wrong though, E Ness did his thing and had some great material, but Iron Solomon is on a whole nother level. Yeah, he's the same guy who made the song me and JRoc used for Kings. And he kinda reminds me of Beej. Eli Porter vs. EnvyChange of pace, but this one is a classic. Eli Porter is the Greatest Of All Time. A lot of battle rap punchlines require a lot of prior knowledge. If you're puzzled with any bars, let me know and I'll try to explain it.
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Post by J-Roc on Feb 24, 2011 13:06:30 GMT -5
Figured I'd pop in this thread and post some classic/funny battles along with a few of my favorites. 24/7's destruction of QP
One of the funniest battles I've ever seen. HFK vs Dizaster
Another hilarious battle and an instant classic. Soul Khan and Dirtbag Dan vs Fresco and Real Deal
One of my fav battlers Rone vs Tricky P
Nocando vs Dizaster. These guys had one week to prepare and fuckin went to town on each other. These guys are two of the best freestylers in the battle rap game today.
And finally, one of the most epic battles of all time between two battle rap legends...Illmaculate vs Thesaurus.
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Post by Harry on Mar 2, 2011 13:34:56 GMT -5
That Dirt Nasty/Milonakis battle was amazing.
"Fuck you, and your unlimited breadsticks."
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Post by Rev on Mar 3, 2011 23:14:18 GMT -5
Dude, KDoT is the shit. Saw that Diz vs. HFK battle, and I was impressed. Oh, and Rone >>>>.
Here are a couple new ones that just came out within the past few weeks, but all from the same event.
Thesaurus vs. Mac Lethal The battle was taken with less than a day's notice, but thats not enough to stop two of the best from going at. Most of this battle can be summed up with the opening lines from Thesarus' 2nd round: "You try to fuckin flip my scheme then imma take it even farther, just so we could see whose rebuttal game is sharper." This is essentially what the entire battle is, rebuttals.
Dizaster vs. QP This too was a last minute battle, though Diz and QP had a few more days to prepare than Saurus and Mac. In case you didn't watch the Diz battle JRoc posted, Diz is just one of those battlers you have to see to believe. The guy is middle eastern, so he incorporates terrorist-related rhymes to his advantage. Diz steals the show in this battle, delivering the material he had for his original opponent DNA. QP though, is one witty mother fucker and has become one of my favorites.
Cadalack Ron vs. QP QP earned my respect and became my favorite battler in this event alone. I posted his famous battle in my first post, vs. Soul Khan. He came hard in that battle, but Khan was just too much at the time. At Battle of Los Angeles (the event these 3 battles are taking place) QP battled 3 guys in one night which is just impressive, having to juggle three different kinds of material for three separate opponents. In his battle against Diz and Ron, QP spits wordplay thats beyond amazing, so amazing that he repeats it for those who didn't get it the first time. As for Cadalack Ron, dude is also pretty tight. He's the definition of trailer trash, and is apparently a heroin user, with all the heroin-related lines he spits in every battle. And in case he sounds familiar, he's the same guy from JRoc's Boston George mv.
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Post by Harry on Mar 3, 2011 23:34:07 GMT -5
Total bodybag job by Khan here, not to mention his amazing Colonel Sanders suit.
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Post by Rev on Mar 3, 2011 23:46:55 GMT -5
Lol, that suit was the best thing about that entire battle. We all knew Khan was gunna murder Fox, but it was still entertaining. I loved Khan's first round, where he channels notable NYC rappers. Feel bad for Fox, the entire crowd was dickriding Khan the whole time.
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Post by J-Roc on Mar 3, 2011 23:56:14 GMT -5
URL is fuckin gay...that said....Khan>SONS
"Except for Heartless, y'all garbage, with a gun infactuation, y'all one playground away from bein another bad creation".
Props to QP for takin three battles in one night, still can't stand him tho.
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Post by Rev on Mar 17, 2011 19:19:07 GMT -5
These jump came out a couple days ago, and they're freestyles rather than battles. Features a bunch of my favorite Fresh Coast (west coast) battlers, like Dumbfoundead, Dizaster, and QP.
Here's more proof why QPeezy's a BEAST! (yeah, I said it!)
Onto some actual battles, first one is Rone vs Caustic. Rone is the shit. His Out-White-You round is a must see! Check this shit out!
Finally, we got possibly my favorite battler Dumbfoundead vs. PH. Dumb is funny as well. To quote one of the judges, "Dumb, stop rapping and start doing comedy." He reminds me of one of those kids in high school who would crack the best jokes on the playground.
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Post by Rev on Mar 19, 2011 17:11:55 GMT -5
Currently watching this right now, and I'm extremely impressed. These Swedish dudes are hilarious as fuck. It's a long video, so if you have 40 minutes to spare and are enjoying the battles I've been posting, check this out.
Notable lines - "I have an idea.... Fuck Ikea!" - Nils lines at 36-37 minute mark
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Post by Rev on Mar 28, 2011 23:35:49 GMT -5
Finally, Rone vs. 360!
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